anomaly record
For the Preservation of Creativity and Humanity
Anomaly 005 - Lamp Lurkers
Anomaly Number: 005
Denomination: Median
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Containment:
When an instance of Anomaly 005 is reported, a level 3 cleanup team is to be sent to the area. The team is to follow protocol:
- Surround the area in a 6ft border. Evacuate all civilians from the inside of the area.
- Enter area. All members of the cleanup team must keep all lights off.
- Listen for any faint sounds. These could be clicks, taps, or whistles.
- When the instance of Anomaly 005 is found, quickly turn on lights and subdue. Neutralize only if necessary.
- Bring the instance of Anomaly 005 outside and covered.
- Transport the Anomaly to the nearest Anomaly Record site for documentation.
When the instance of Anomaly 005 is transported to an Anomaly Record site, it is to be kept into its own median-level, organic-class holding cell. No personell under level 4 clearance are to be permitted into the chamber unless accompanied by level 4 personell.
If an instance of Anomaly 005 is killed during experimentation, the corpse is to be immediately transported to an on-site incinerator and destroyed.
Description:
Anomaly 005 is a mutated species of humanoids with origins dating back to the ███████████ ███. Instances of Anomaly 005 have elongated, thin limbs and a shrunken torso. Their faces have receded holes for eyes and jagged teeth. They stand at an average of seven feet tall. Instances of Anomaly 005 are abnormally flexible and can bend to fit within spaces smaller than one cubic foot. Instances of Anomaly 005 hide in small spaces (such as under lampshades) and wait for prey to approach them to kill. Instances of Anomaly 005 are extremely photophobic, and become highly aggressive when faced with light.
When neutralized, instances of Anomaly 005 decay rapidly. Due to this rapid decay, instances of Anomaly 005 are to be rapidly transported to an on-site incinerator.