Anomaly Number: 006
Denomination: Safe
Photograph of several common Didgeridoos from Wikipedia.
The warhead is to be contained in a special chamber with ultra-specific conditions. This chamber is to have:
The chamber is to be guarded 24 hours a day by maximum-strength security teams. No personell under level 5 clearance are to be permitted into the chamber unless accompanied by level 5 personell. Any personell entering the chamber are to wear specialized protective gear.
Worst Case Scenario is an unmarked nuclear warhead uncovered in ████████ ████████████ ██████. The warhead measures 20ft(l) x 10ft(w) x 10ft(h). Scans of the warhead reveal ████████████ in one cubic foot. The warhead has proven highly radioactive, requiring all personell to wear specialized gear to safely go near the warhead.
The warhead's origins are unknown. A common theory is that the warhead is from space, though this can neither be confirmed nor denied.
The warhead is over 100x stronger than the most powerful tested warhead in the world. If detonated, the Worst Case Scenario would obliterate the Earth and other nearby planets. Any documents containing information regarding the warhead outside of this website are to be kept strictly confidential.
14:27 - Radiation detected at 45°01'15"N 72°32'57"W.
22:30 - Alpha team arrives at excavation site.
22:33 - Beta team arrives at excavation site.
22:34 - Gamma team arrives at excavation site.
23:03 - Site border is finished. Excavation begins.
00:49 - Excavation finished, warhead transported to Site ██.
07:17 - Warhead arrived at Site ██.
07:30 - Warhead secured into special chamber.
"Finally, ███████! This is the Anomaly One we've been waiting for! The end of the world!" -Dr. ██████
"Careful, careful. And. Done. We are now in posession of the most powerful bomb the world has ever seen. Great work everyone." -Dr. ███████
"I am become death. Destroyed of worlds. Hahahaha!" -Dr. ██████
"Don't touch it." -Dr. ██████